untroestlich: jesuschristvevo: a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks. I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3 It’s a joke?
fuckyeahmalarky: itfeelsfeynman: Girls complaining about Barbie’s preposterous standards for femininity ” *~ my favorite Disney princess is Ariel ~* ” my face goes like that at any mention of a favorite disney princess. Sometimes I think my face is always like that though. I definitely got the hair down. stop posting my koalatee picture
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage