July 2012
cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips:
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
June 2012
questions you should never be ashamed to ask:
funeraryincantations:
thedailybeard:
Can I touch your beard?
you should ask this question as often as you can. From a bearded man’s perspective, it feels great have to anyone touch my beard. and beard scratches are the best.
Ladies.
I wonder. Does Jamie Lannister call his penis "The...
dylanbarrett:
iamtonysexual:
mortson:
sweetsweetdicksinmymouth:
dirkdave:
PARTY AT MY PLACE
i’ve got the alcohol covered
i’ll bring some soda
ill bring the drugs
I’LL BRING THE BITCHES
Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
– Hunter S. Thompson (via ilnemaimepasdutout)